Saturday, February 23, 2008

she pretty much has a zero percent chance of growing up with a normal life

Courtesy of Ted Hobgood, meet Chairman Ramu. She's eight years old, Japanese, and a professional wrestler. I know, I're wondering how an eight-year-old doesn't get totally destroyed by the giants involved with pro wrestling. Well, she's been possessed by an evil demon. The result?

So sure, she can hang with the grown-ups in the ring. But can she finish them? Of course she can. And it's adorable.

And yes, one of the guys she takes out in that last clip is indeed wearing a Bobby Hurley Sacramento Kings jersey. Probably a find more rare than a wresting, demon-possessed, eight-year-old girl.


Steaming bowl o' Calderone said...

Just when I thought wrestling couldn't get more frightening or more cute, you show us this.

Ben said...

You thought wrestling was cute prior to this? Obviously, you weren't tuning in during Bastion Booger's heyday.